Anonymous asked: Biggest childhood influence?
THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE:
This dude was a rabbit, but he owned his own farm. You know what rabbits do? They fuck and they steal vegetables from farmers, that’s it. They live in dirt holes and exist to copulate and scourage for food. Not this guy. This GQ motherfucker says fuck bitches and hos, he says fuck petty theft; I want carrots, I’ll make my own damn carrots. So he dedicates himself and works hard until he can live the dream. He’s no dead weight in society, he ain’t askin’ for no hand-outs, he’s a grown ass rabbit taking care of his shit.
And then occasionally his free loader friends barge in all tooty-fruity like “Hey we’re throwing a party for a coconut and we need you to hug a wizard banjo owl” and he says “Bitch are you serious? I am BUSY, I’ve got shit to do, get the fuck out”, and he’s portrayed as grumpy? Sitting watching the show with kids and they’re all “Oh rabbit is so grumpy!”??? Nawww bitch, Rabbit is BOSS.
