I need a drunken night out in the city with people who don’t hate me.
It’s never gonna happen.
I’d go with you but y’know, I don’t actually hang out with my friends. I just make friends because having friends makes you a happy person.
It’s a popular misconception, thinking that you need to spend time with your friends.
You actually just need to make friends and then when you bump into them it will remind you how popular you are and that will make you happy.
I learned this Technique from playing the Sims.

08/29/2010 01:52