Horoscope Email I just got forwarded.
Let’s just skip to Taurus, that’s me;
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Oh my God! I love sleeping! That’s scary accurate!
In all seriousness, I don’t think I could ever respect a person that took horoscopes seriously. If I was being wheeled in to have surgery and the doc said “I have a good feeling about this, I’m an Airies so I’m meant to have very good luck in the workplace this week”, I would stand up and walk the fuck out. I’ll try my luck with the tumor you fucking idiot. Rot in hell.
08/28/2010 00:35
