
(Source: ciigaretteduett, via babybruise)
TRUE STORY TIME: I watched Step Brothers and thought it was hilarious. Everyone I knew watched it and thought it was lame. Then like, eight months later everyone started saying “Hey, you know what? I saw Step Brothers again, it’s actually kind of funny”. Everyone. Everyone I know hated this film, and then it grew on them. I don’t know why. How is John C. Reilly shouting “I’m alive. Brennan, I’m alive!” while being buried not hilarious on the first viewing?
The interview with Masha Gessen was cut - which actually highlights why I don’t like this show. I like Shaun Micallef, and I liked Newstopia. I feel that Newstopia was better because it reflected an actual news program - the set and the live audience / canned laughter does not reflect an actual news program. I feel like this was an awkward mix, that didn’t make sense.. and also seemed kinda out of date. If you like Shaun Micallef, you will obviously like him in this show.
But the show, the characters, the writing - lacks courage. And I know that sounds like utter wank, but hear me out.
This is how I would make this show better, but essentially I’d be steering it away from the classic Micallef TV show outline, so I understand if you all hate me.
The show is called Mad As Hell - but lacks passion and gusto. To be honest, I wanted/assumed there was going to be more venting, that kind of heated back and forth discussion on the news of the week - when I say venting I do not mean unscripted.
The characters are disposable, I’m not sure how many will be recurring but it doesn’t matter, because they’re not that memorable anyway. Firstly, I would be devising individual characters for each actor and working on a defined personality for them. Shaun Micallef can keep his persona, and even in the interview with Masha Gessen, he wasn’t full on, but it was still interesting and funny and new.
Next I would bring in a dumptruck full of reality and just dump it on this show.
I would have the actors interview real people, people on the street, politicians at press conferences, celebrities at the airport, while staying in character - Gunston style. This counts as courage. I would have Micallef interview Masha Gesson, and other authors, politicians, media personalities, anyone from the news that week at his desk - in front of an audience. Script it, fine, just allow it to have real people. If you going to have actors playing bloggers - turn it up, be more outrageous, or something. Make sure we understand that you are doing a parody, so that when Micallef interviews real people we know, and when he interviews a character we know. Boring parodies aren’t funny, and they’re not really parodies either.
The set was too… I don’t have a word for it, it was nice, it looked like a smaller version of TAYG, and it didn’t look like a news parody show set, really, at all but just buy a real chair for guests, I’d let all that slide.
The cutaways were fine, the ad parodies - fine. Create some segments. Beware of skits that appear to be overly offensive, and stupid. The show should be intelligent, and appealing to the lowest common denominator is not intelligent. Keep the central theme going - a news parody show shouldn’t have a random skit that lacks the structure of an interview or news segment, or any newsworthiness.
That’s probably it.
I can not tell any of you how relieved I was that a sketch titled ‘The gay Olympics’ didn’t make the final cut.
Good news story of the day :)
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YOU RAGE YOU LOSE!
Try to watch Anderson Cooper interviewing a woman that’s trying to defend some Pastor’s anti-gay rant. If you can watch the whole thing without raging, you win! But if you rage, like me, you lose.
Its not class or ideology,
Colour, creed or roots,
The only thing that unites us
Is Doctor Martens boots,
Hey!
(Source: alohaaaaa)
People keep trying to trick me into new electricity contracts.
So I put up a sign.
Now all the backpackers will starve and have to go home.
Suckers.
In every house I have lived in when people have been pressured by dick electricity salespeople they’ve called out to me to come and be rude. Today the woman was all “I just wanted to see if you qualify for a cheaper rate, so if you just wanted to grab your last bill” and Rhiann just called me. I had to walk out and say “Oh no, we love our electricity company. Sorry. They’re our best friend.” and shut the door in their face.
In the last house our roommates would call me (even though my name wasn’t on the electricity bill) and say “Come quick, it’s something about our electricity!” and for the first few times that they didn’t I didn’t realize it was a salesperson, I assumed it was actually pertaining to OUR existing contract. I’d be all what’s the problem? And they’d start explaining that they could sell me cheaper electricity and I’d shut the door in their face and explain to my roommates not to wake me up for salespeople.
They’re the worst.
Check out us groovy kids in the front row.
Nice crowd.
What a beautiful collection of people.
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If I crashed into somebody’s pool, I’d get out of my car and say “Pool Party” with the same tone and intonation as Mr. Freeze from when he says “Cool Party”. They wouldn’t get it, but I’d find it hilarious. If Doug was with me he’d get it.
(Source: christokloper, via yeezytaughtme)
People are also making emo versions of Angelica and sharing them around.
I WILL VOMIT INTO EVERY MOUTH THAT YOU LOVE.
(Source: moekkochan)
Because some of the people reblogging it are people I’d thought to be not-stupid. Let me make some shit up to show you how easy it is.
‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ is a show about the family of Raymond, a middle aged husband and father of three that died in a car accident. When he died, his parents moved back across the street to help his wife, but she still resents them and wishes that her husband was there to help. His brother, a policeman, spends most of his time wallowing in unresolved resentment and jealousy towards his brother and these conflicted feelings are a driving force in his life. The show becomes a dark comedy however because Raymond appears in the show as a ghost that doesn’t realize he is deceased. Instead, he believes that he is living out his lifelong dream to be a sports-writer. The characters often interact with him through soliloquies that express their feelings and what they wish that they could express.
That was average but it’s off the top of my head. See how it’s just complete bullshit? Well, that’s pretty much the Rugrats thing. On 4chan there is a meme where every night at 4am they post this picture with no caption:

The original dialogue that goes with this image is;
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
Every night they post it, and the thread descends into conversations about why they’re all up so late, how they’ve lost control of their life, and of course Rugrats. In one of these threads somebody made up a bullshit story about Rugrats. It was passed around (copypasta) for months. Then the internet took hold of it. Maybe it’s because of how ‘dark’ it is, but this made-up bullshit is being treated like some kind of revelatory gospel.
Look at this fucking post. Look at this fucking tag.
Hundreds of “I’ll never look at Rugrats the same way” and thousands of “My childhood is ruined”. I want to vomit into the mouths of these idiots until they choke on my bile. Stop treating this shit with so much reverence you fucking idiots.