August 2011
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Rhiann is making vegetable soup.
And it smells so fucking good.
Also my girlfriend watches X-Files while she cuts vegetables so that’s how I know that she’s better than your girlfriend.
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thethirdimpact asked: 'Starting my essay three days before it’s due.' Ahhhhhh. Your procrastination is getting better - it used to be the night before (and it was usually still better than most other people's efforts) ;) But hey, I guess the word limit is rising... Fare thee well on your academic endeavors my friend, and may the muses be ever smiling in your direction.
“Hurrr if I saw a person in real life I wouldn’t approach them randomly and...”
– Everyone that has ever sent me an anonymous message.
Anonymous asked: it's also like me trying to help and you being a prick. ooh look my own analogy.
Anonymous asked: try the cobbler prince analogy.
Starting my essay three days before it's due.
For me this is a revolution in preparedness.
“Outline and critically discuss Locke’s theory of personal identity.”
Let’s do this.
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virtualrealitygirl asked: just thought i'd say i appreciate your perspective.
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neuroticsanonymous:
In response to this question:
sprinkledwords:
“A woman falls asleep in her sitting room after watching television with friends; her nightdress has ridden up around her hips. She is seen, through her window, by a man whom she had never met before, who was walking down her street after having taken ecstasy and consumed beer. He let himself in through the unlocked front...
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“That’s right sperm, you die now! Because of the acids in my vagina!”
– Rhiann
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised...”
– banksy
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ZERO FUCKING TOLERANCE
likeroscoe:
IT IS NOT COOL TO POST/REBLOG PHOTOS OF DEAD CHILDREN.
PHOTOS OF DEAD CHILDREN (DEAD PEOPLE) ARE NOT SOMETHING WITH WHICH TO ADORN YOU PAINFULLY HIP TUMBLR.
IT’S DISRESPECTFUL TO THE DEAD AND TO YOUR FOLLOWERS.
There is no humane reason to post a photo of a child beaten with a hammer.
There were two types of people reblogging that image.
The first type: Those fucking hipsters...
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sprinkledwords:
“A woman falls asleep in her sitting room after watching television with friends; her nightdress has ridden up around her hips. She is seen, through her window, by a man whom she had never met before, who was walking down her street after having taken ecstasy and consumed beer. He let himself in through the unlocked front door of her house, and while she is asleep performed...
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Anonymous asked: How would you disuade somone who thought there was equality between the genders?
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Started listening to my first Criminal Law lecture...
sprinkledwords:
Started crying at the 30 minute mark.
I’ve never been a victim of any kind of sexual assault and I didn’t expect it to affect me so much but holy shit juries are fucked up.
I will elaborate later I’m sure so if this is going to trigger anyone, I would unfollow for the next few weeks.
Alternatively, everyone follow sprinkledwords.
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Watchskyofthesky:
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adore-a-hipster:
Never heard anything so ignorant before .
LMAO this bitch hurt!
Basically no matter what you do bitch. HE WILL FUCKING LEAVE YOU.
hahahahahahaha why did i watch this?!
lmao why you mad, tho?
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Does anyone want to watch cyber Clint Eastwood...
Because I’m playing Deus Ex and that’s basically what’s happening.
peoplesaytimesfly:
I just saw that Breaking Dawn part 1 is having a midnight showing
I’m actually really torn about going
Pros:
I like Twilight
I like midnight showings
Cons:
Everyone will know that I like Twilight
The theater will be full of screaming teenage girls
But my initial reaction is something along the lines of “I AM SO THERE”
My life rawks.
If you don’t watch...
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