July 2011
Anonymous asked: Hey Marxisforbros, I'm not sure if you got my ask or perhaps you didn't want to answer but if it's the former I was just wondering what are the positives and negatives of living with Rhiann? And any other advice that you have learnt along the way?
Jul 30th
3 notes
Jul 30th
36,847 notes
Jul 30th
91,216 notes
2 tags
“We should come up with a handshake. No, wait, that would be lame. But I think I...”
– My facebook comment to a friend that said she’d hang out with me at uni. I’m going to have a friend at uni. You have no idea what this means.
Jul 30th
In regards to my last post;
One of the challenges in Rhiann’s recent list asked that I make a nonsensical Tumblr post. I imagine she wanted to make the point that my idiot followers would like anything. But none of you liked it. I’m proud of you guys.
Jul 30th
6 notes
Sometimes I feel like if I don't take into...
Because when people fail to conceive of what I’m thinking then that just astranges me from the majority and what’s the point if they can’t, right? It’s not really that big a problem it’s just annoying when it doesn’t set in.
Jul 30th
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion of period sex?
Jul 30th
30 notes
convulsing,: That time of the month. →
valrayne: marxisforbros: I grew up with my mother and my sister. I now live with my girlfriend. I have never witnessed PMS making a woman irrational. Yeah, they may be more emotional and if they’ve got a reason to get angry they may get angrier a lot faster than usual; But it’s never irrational or … Haha the mind of a crazy person. This shit is the defnition of why people on PMS need to...
Jul 30th
How fucking boring and shit and uninspired can you...
So Rage tells these people hey, we’re a music video show and we do guest programming from like midnight to around six am, and we’ll pay you to play your favourite clips and talk about them a bit.  And almost every band I see says okay, and they plan an hour or two of it and then just say ugh this is work I can’t think of anything… Meh I like these guys and these guys just...
Jul 30th
“I would never call a gay guy a faggot. Not unless he was being a faggot.”
– Louis C.K.
Jul 30th
15 notes
“If you make fun of your own in front of the dominant culture here [In America],...”
– Roseanne Barr
Jul 30th
Anonymous asked: I saw your picture and I still want to fuck you.
Jul 30th
2 notes
whitepajamas asked: I've started unconsciously giving your erotica spams B-grade horror movie titles.

"Erotica 3: The Awakening."

Or sparkling product descriptions.

"New: Breathplay! Now with William Morris tattoos!"
Jul 30th
1 note
hiddenpattern asked: So why is Donna Noble the best companion?
Jul 30th
14 notes
Anonymous asked: So you really are with Rhiann? I bet you are good looking, then.
Jul 30th
Anonymous asked: more like cockisforbros
Jul 30th
5 notes
Anonymous asked: "I just watched the trailer for the new Transformers and now I want to kill myself."
For fuck's sake please do.
If you hate Transformers so much why the fuck did you watch it?
You're just pissed because the only thing you'll ever amount to is a pissy, bitter, lonely old man.
Jul 30th
Anonymous asked: Hope you get lung cancer from your stupid cigar. Fag.
Jul 30th
3 notes
ceramicfawns asked: What do you think of the Fallout series?
Jul 30th
6 notes
Anonymous asked: Book recommendations please.
Jul 30th
Anonymous asked: Speak for yourself. My ex got fucking crazy when she had PMS and even she admitted it.

Sending anon to avoid femhate.
Jul 29th
8 notes
Anonymous asked: Ever crushed on a girl you met on the internet? If so what attracted you to her?
Jul 29th
1 tag
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
296 notes
1 tag
Boromir is the greatest character in the Lord of...
Patridge is the greatest character in Equilibrium.  Eddard Stark is the greatest character in Game of Thrones.  
Jul 29th
14 notes
If you can watch Gandalf fall from the bridge in...
You’re a robot. A horrible robot.
Jul 29th
47 notes
Jul 29th
12,319 notes
Games taken off shelves after Oslo killings →
A major Norwegian retailer has announced it is to remove 51 games from its shelves following the tragic killings in Oslo and Utøya last week.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
13,814 notes
Jul 29th
955 notes
Jul 29th
94,642 notes
Jul 29th
9 notes
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
13 notes
1 tag
Jul 29th
36 notes
1 tag
“Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings — always darker, emptier, simpler.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Jul 29th
4,500 notes
Jul 28th
2,153 notes
“Oh man, I feel sick. I shouldn’t have eaten all of that. Maybe if I eat...”
– Repeat this logic infinitely and you have my brain.
Jul 28th
10 notes
Stubborn.
Driving down a residential street tonight with cars parked on either side of the road. In various spots the gap between the parked cars was only one lane wide. I reach a point in the road where another car and I are both entering the same choke point and we’re stuck facing each other, with one of us having to reverse for either of us to continue. So, naturally, I put my car into reverse. As...
Jul 28th
16 notes
Jul 28th
93 notes
1 tag
When I get stressed out
I take out my phone and hit world clock and see what the time is in Paris and then I say it aloud to myself. “It is five am in Paris” Always calms me down to know that Rhiann is experiencing a different portion of the day, especially when I know she’s probably asleep. I can honestly say that it’s been the best thing about her being away, being able to remind myself that...
Jul 28th
1 tag
That time of the month.
I grew up with my mother and my sister. I now live with my girlfriend. I have never witnessed PMS making a woman irrational. Yeah, they may be more emotional and if they’ve got a reason to get angry they may get angrier a lot faster than usual; But it’s never irrational or stupid. So these annoy me. What really annoys me is not simply that it does the inside boys club oh man there...
Jul 28th
1 tag
“My brother used to use this computer and I took it in to get the hard board...”
– Just spent the night doing up my friend’s laptop and ipod, and it was worth it to hear her tell me that story this morning.
Jul 28th
Message to the person that just sent me an...
As per your request I won’t post what you said, but I was wondering how I’m meant to respond to your question if you asked anonymously. Got an email address? Or… Something?
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
1 note
Jul 28th
5 notes
2 tags
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
2 tags
Jul 28th
158 notes