June 2011
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“It’s amazing how entitled people think they are. People really think that...”
– Louis C.K.
Crimes Committed by Abortion Protesters in the...
stfuconservatives:
(also known as “Cool pro-life story, bros!”)
7 murders
17 attempted murders
52 bombings
180 arsons
89 invasions
1,211 incidents of vandalism
1,341 trespasses
100 acid attacks
655 anthrax threats
146 cases of assault and battery
375 death threats
3 kidnappings
96 burglaries
480 cases of stalking
One in five clinics experiences blockades, invasions, arsons,...
Watchthallydraper:
feyminism | idontgiveafach
“When the story doesn’t have an ending, you don’t just create one out of thin air by playing music or having people give each other meaningful looks…”
That awkward moment when every piece of shit television show that you idiots watch from The OC to Gossip Girl is undermined in one set of credits.
“In modern American politics, being the right kind of ignorant and entertainingly...”
– Michele Bachmann’s Holy War
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Anonymous asked: What do you love about going down on a girl?
This shit is rough.
I think I’m going to upload my resume to seek today.
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I will shrink and I will disappear I will slip into the groove and cut me off And cut me off
Anonymous asked: nothing i said was supposed to be mean in anyway and was a shot in the dark at comedy, i am truly sorry and yes, i am a little bitch i guess you would say
franci-um asked: i appreciate your presence on tumblr
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Fun fact about Marxisforbros:
While he runs his blog anonymously, he has never left a negative or harsh anonymous ask message. If he’s going to be a little bitch about something he will attach a face and a name so that the person he is attacking can bitch back. It may be not be his actual face or his actual name, but it is more than ‘anonymous’ and a greyed out icon.
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Anonymous asked: She's only been gone a week.
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Hey, do you miss Rhiann?
BECAUSE I FUCKING DO.
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If I ever saw Tumblarity living in exile off on...
I’d approach it and tell it that the people drink secret toasts to its health.
Whence = From where.
From whence = From from where.
“He left on the path whence he had come.” - Correct. “He left on the path from whence he came.” - Incorrect.
Safety padding.
The dumber people get, the more we strive to protect them. Idiot can’t look left and right? Trucks have to beep when they reverse. Parents can’t keep a lighter out of reach of their children? Lighters need to be childproof. Guy had no concept of distance but still wants to drive? Cars have sensors and alarms in them for when you’re going to hit something. A bunch of people have...
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Next time somebody tells me to try something...
And if they complain I’m going to ask; “Wait a minute, have you ever punched you in the face? Because it’s kind of ridiculous to criticize something when you’ve never tried it.”
“You know, it’s sort of an ironic question. It points to the whole problem. If...”
– Jason Segel, after being asked the question, “You mentioned Paul Feig, and Bad Teacher is coming out six weeks after Bridesmaids kinda flipped the script on female-fronted comedies. Do you think there’s any pressure on the film to perform at the box office?”
“Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough it’s almost like depth.”
– Daria speaking to Quinn
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In my ideal version of the original X-Men film,
When Rogue kisses her douchebag boyfriend at the start of the film she simply absorbs his power to be a douchebag and then the rest of the film is a college comedy wherein Anna Paquin is going up to girls in bars and giving them shitty pick-up lines like; “You come here often? Because if you want we can go out back and I can make you come there often, baby”. That’s it....
I find it funny when people talk about gay...
Oh you know, it’s not just black and white like all those other issues. This requires a lot of thought and introspection. This is outside the box.
What?
No.
It’s black and white.
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'The story of the first 'dead' body I ever saw',...
When I was seventeen I lived on the tip of the Mornington peninsula. On one side of me was the bay; A touristy beach location with no waves where you had to walk out five hundred meters past the shoreline for the water to be chest deep. On the other side was the back beach; A mess of rocks and cliffs with small sandy inlets that was filled with huge waves for half the day and deep fast rips for...
New York I love you, but you took your fucking...
Anonymous asked: Hey Marxisforbros, I shared your playlist with my friend, and they'd like to know if you know of a place to get an mp3 for "Ky? - Sistar?" Or if it's known by a different artist/title. It's very hard to get results for it in Google.
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“If I cared about what you do on the weekend I’d put a shotgun in my mouth...”
– Malory Archer
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When people you know get ugly cliché tattoos and...
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“*Marx*,
I thought you were a great student. I wish you all the luck in your...”
– Email I just got on my personal account from my philosophy tutor. Names swapped out for privacy.
“You’ll notice I didn’t have anyone be an Arab. I thought it would be too...”
– Michael Scott re-diversity training celebrity heads game (via neuroticsanonymous)
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Waiting for white people to stop thinking using...
marywithoutsound:
marxisforbros:
zebablah:
meowru:
IF YOU’RE JOKING IT’S OKAY THO
Stealing that gif.
BUT IT’S TOTES OKAY FOR BLACK PEOPLE SO SAY IT.
- __________ -
Shhhh kid. Shhhh.
Waiting for white people to stop thinking using...
zebablah:
meowru:
IF YOU’RE JOKING IT’S OKAY THO
Stealing that gif.
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Soda.
Walked out of my exam and saw a guy from one of my tutes. He was standing beside the footpath shaking and quivering as though he was freezing to death. We’d worked on a debate in the same team, and I’d spoken to him in class often. He was staring in front of him, but his eyes were unfocused. Norwegian guy. Wouldn’t really consider him a friend, nor would he consider me one most...
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Anonymous asked: what would you do if rhiann cheated on you while away? don't answer that she wouldn't
Anonymous asked: Today, the country I live in is celebrating one of its biggest holidays. I'm planning on staying in and listening to your playlist. Thanks for sharing.
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daftdante asked: you're like a... a poet.
Tu se lo mio maestro e 'l mio autore
Tu se lo mio maestro e 'l mio autore