Jacket, Pocket.: Archive

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Apr 29th

pyrexia replied to your post: You should make it a picture of yourself this time! That is the coolest and most stupid thing I have read today. Respect. I’d high five you but both of my hands are severely burned.

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Anonymous asked: You should make it a picture of yourself this time!

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Anonymous asked: i just listened to your "Total Eclipse of the Heart" & it's completely stopped me in my tracks. i just don't know what to do with my life now.

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“Think of all the friends we would have if Tumblr was real life. Well, you would...”

– Rhiann

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Marxisforbros has never threatened me.

likeroscoe: He loves me very much and I expect that if I were to ever go missing it would sadden him deeply and cause him a great deal of distress. Excellent. Excellent.

Apr 29th

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thethirdimpact: marxisforbros: *Me singing ‘Sweet Dreams’ by the Eurythmics* Rhiann: We used to sing that in choir. Me: That’s kind of fucked up. Rhiann: I know. My choir teacher got fired for smoking pot with the woodwork teacher at the back of the school. Me: Did the woodwork teacher get fired? Rhiann: He was a woodwork teacher. Little do you know, it is part of an ongoing action plan...

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Apr 29th

readingwhilewalking-deactivated asked: What are you afraid of?
What is your favourite flavour of ice-cream?

Apr 29th

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*Me singing ‘Sweet Dreams’ by the Eurythmics* Rhiann: We used to sing that in choir. Me: That’s kind of fucked up. Rhiann: I know. My choir teacher got fired for smoking pot with the woodwork teacher at the back of the school. Me: Did the woodwork teacher get fired? Rhiann: He was a woodwork teacher.

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This isn't aimed at anyone, but if Marc ever asks...

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“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from...”

– Jonathan Safran Foer

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My friend Jo overheard this:

Mother: "Where do you think Prince Willian & Kate will go for their honeymoon, then?"
Little Boy: "What's a honeymoon?" 
Mother: "It's like a holiday you go on once you've got married." 
Little Boy: "... JURASSIC PARK!"

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Watch

IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD MONKEY ON A FARM.

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Analysis of Tom from (500) Days Of Summer as a...

brosephstalin: joshishollywood: Summer is rather up front with Tom about her intentions Tom says that’s cool It’s clearly not cool But he says it’s cool anyways because he thinks he can change her perception of relationships He can’t Summer does exactly what she said she was going to do Tom hates her for it Tom cries and is a complete dick to everyone The joke here is that Tom is not a...

Apr 29th

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“I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have...”

– Tina Fey

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Apr 28th

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Pfft.

All people have been doing for the past fortnight is talking about how much they don’t give a fuck about the royal wedding, and now all anybody is talking about is the royal wedding. You guys suck.

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pyrexia replied to your photo: This is going to be the most amazing Cigar in… Mini carpet or giant cigar, hm…………… thegutlesswonder replied to your photo: This is going to be the most amazing Cigar in… That’s a coaster, right? Because I thought it was a rug and I was wondering how you would possibly fit that cigar in your mouth. postcardpromises replied to your photo: This is...

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o-bravenewworld replied to your photo: How to live forever in a money fortress in 8 easy… casual anti-semitism, hooray! If my observing that Hollywood primarily casts Jewish actors as ‘Joe Everyguy’ after watching Transformers, Superbad, American Pie, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Adventureland and noticing that the most ‘Joe Everyguy’ characters, characters...

Apr 28th

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