February 2011
“So anyway she says “that is the biggest penis I have ever seen”, and...”
– Dwight K. Schrute
“Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because...”
– Michael Scott
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Anonymous asked: Is your name Joey?
Anonymous asked: Rhiann is gorgeous, you're a lucky guy
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“And then later in the darkness: Can I ask you something?
Yes. Of course you...”
– The Road by Cormac McCarthy (p. 10-11)
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Marxisforbros; AFK
My friends and I have found a house and university has begun and I am moving out and I am job hunting and spending time with my beautiful girlfriend and life is so good that I can taste it in my spit. The downside is a lack of an internet connection. All that I’m going to have for a while is my phone. As such I will tumble less. But know that I love you all. And if you worry for me or miss...
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somebaldguy asked: You would seriously risk getting mutilated by pyramid head. To have the nurse as your partner?...
Fair play.
Fair play.
emetophilia:
why haven’t harry potter freaks started calling this website tumbledore
i am hilarious
If you had to choose where to be stranded, would...
I’d go to Silent Hill and settle down with a nurse.
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"Many of the dead and the injured are relatives of... →
cirquedetout asked: My Intro to Pop Culture class was discussing Karl Marx's views on the mass culture today, and it made me think of you.
Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
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Just had a customer tell me about 127 hours.
She referred to the actor as ‘Spider man goblin guy’.
Anonymous asked: Somehow I find it hilarious that the same guy wrote this post (http://marxisforbros.tumblr.com/post/3343803329/you-get-this-horrible-feeling-when-you-own) and then shortly before that started a post about crediting an artist on the wrong song, saying "My dearest stupid cunts".
I hate the terms 'real Australian' and...
I was having this conversation with Rhiann the other day. When somebody says that something is un-American they’re referring to their constitution or an aspect of their history. Yes they probably sound like wankers but they’re still referring to something which is American. On the other hand Australia is 200 years old and we’ve got about a half a dozen citizens that know what...
You get this horrible feeling when you own something that’s too beautiful. It’s worth more than anything else that you own. Nobody else has one. It’s unique And it’s yours. When you hold it it’s all that you can think about. It’s always on your mind. Where you left it and if it’s okay. You look at it and everything feels alright. But you know that it...
elle-xo-deactivated20111007 asked: DID YOU FOLLOW ME AND THEN UNFOLLOW ME JUST TO SCREW WITH ME?! I don't mind, I'm just mad at tumblr, cause I never got the notification, but I got an email.
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Who taught you how to put your Jimmy Choo's on?
havissard:
IT’S NOT DIFFICULT TO PUT SHOES ON, CHRIS ROCK.
You kidding? A Jimmy Choo is a dangerous shoe.
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peoplesaytimesfly:
nargles-:
i’d like to rent a wife then rent a husband to keep her for life the three of us, we could be so happy
Them with each other, me with company
Just a heads up,
If you send me an ask anonymously asking me if I like a band/song and linking to their website or a youtube clip, I’m going to assume that you’re viral marketing and I won’t give them much of a chance. So if you’re an actual person that’s decided to ask my opinion on a band anonymously; don’t.
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justlionaround asked: Do you have a 'Yep' sign picture?
jenyffermaria replied to your post: Let’s play the assumption game.
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Touché.
casperthedouche replied to your post: Let’s play the assumption game.
I’ve never actually seen a picture of you, but I once heard an audio post and your voice is all amazingly deep and godly so I have to assume now that you’re ridiculously good looking.
kodyxvx asked: I assume you would be very fun to hang out with.
Anonymous asked: I assume you're a pussy magnet.