August 2010
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Real Life Conversations, #32: Tantrum
The Foreign Man: What happened to the marcus davis post? Me: It fell victim to the secret of my success. The Foreign Man: Removing posts that 14 year old girls don’t find deep? Me: No, deleting shit if it gets no likes or reblogs. The Foreign Man: It got a reblog though. Me: You got your one reblog. The Foreign Man: Fuck you and your shitty blog, I don’t need you or any of those...
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Best dialogue in The Office
Pam: So okay, I’m watching the movie by myself. Jim: Right. Pam: Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home. Jim: Okay. Pam: And I’m freaking out! Jim: Yeah. Pam: That movie is so scary! Jim: I know! Pam: But I’m holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up. Jim: No way, how do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later Pam: Because I got it at Blockbuster...
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Well, just finished my application to sit the...
Marxisforbros may be a uni student next year. That should make for some boring ZOMG I HATE HOMEWORK LOL TUMBLR U SO DISTRACTING XD type posts. In all seriousness I haven’t sat any kind of test in two years and I’m nervous as fuck.
fivefifteen:snuh:
Presidents of the United...
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TURN ON SHUFFLE, THE 4TH SONG TO PLAY WILL BE...
jooleah:
pickupthatamulet:
recycleanimals:
fuckyeahbobafrigginfett:
sticks, stones and techno - ALL TIME LOW
well at least people will be dancing, or on acid
Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
Poker face - Lady gaga
Dream - Miley Cyrus
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Requiem In D Minor, KV 626: 11 Sanctus
likeroscoe:
I need a drunken night out in the city with people who don’t hate me.
It’s never gonna happen.
I’d go with you but y’know, I don’t actually hang out with my friends. I just make friends because having friends makes you a happy person. It’s a popular misconception, thinking that you need to spend time with your friends. You actually just need to make friends...
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“What are you doing? Are you playing your games on your videos?”
– Rhiann
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I'll love you until "Rugs A million" ends their...
(via daftdante)
I just cut off the vast majority of my beard.
It was getting to the stage where it was becoming inappropriate for the modern day unless I wanted to pursue a career as a member of a motorcycle gang / some sort of viking / Santa. Still makes me sad though. That shit made me feel wise.
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Horoscope Email I just got forwarded.
Let’s just skip to Taurus, that’s me;
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything...
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“We’re like F.R.I.E.N.D.S. I am Chandler, and Joey. And Pam is Rachel. And...”
– Michael Scott
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likeroscoe:
She’s the queen of the buzz word; the easiest girl at the party. She knows every band; and she’s fucked all the drummers. She twirls her hair - it twirls my stomach. She likes to dance, she likes having fun - She’s the epitome of low self-esteem. She’s not for everyone. She’s not very pretty, but she is pretty skinny. She doesn’t have to be smart - Even though she is, good for her....
teletypevellum replied to your photo: I got all of the Martin Martini & The Bone Palace…
They put on one of the best shows I ever saw, I’ll always remember that!
Only band I’ve ever seen that’s ever managed to rival them for raw energy on stage is Rodrigo Y Gabriela, but that’s a different experience entirely. Martini was the fucking best.
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burbanked replied to your post: So there’s these two nuns sitting in a bath…
I must need more coffee because I’m sitting here, trying really hard, and I just don’t get it.
A friend just told it to me, there is no joke. The idea is you tell it to a person and if they laugh, they’re an idiot that just laughs at jokes for the sake of laughing at jokes whether they understand them...
So there's these two nuns sitting in a bath...
And one says to the other, “Can you pass the soap?” The other replies, “What do I look like, a typewriter?”
ellieck asked: Okay this is me officially spamming your ask box, but wow boy! I absolutely adore this mix. Without going into whinging details, I'm stuck at uni at this hour miserably trying to finish an assignment. The music is super perfect for getting through this!
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