July 2010
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Do men like Liz Lemon?
indefensible:
phyllis-stein:
I mean straight ones. And IRL. I mean, look, I know it’s a sorta offensive question, like asking if you can read,1 but do you? The really intense Lemon-lovers I know are all ladies or very, very gentle men, so I have to wonder if there’s something you’re not telling the rest of us. Do you just watch it for Frank and Tracy Jordan? Is a girl in a Slanket singing...
Apparently I don't like much.
Or at least I haven’t been liking much recently. Because liking one post will put you in equal sixth position on my Tumblr crushes. Becuase six, seven, eight and nine… They’re all blogs which I’ve liked once. They’re there for 1%. Fourth and fifth are tied on two likes. Then you’ve got my top three with about four or five likes each. I think that what you should...
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Watch(via -bears) Gene Parmesan.
jerichodl replied to your post: jerichodl replied to your post: Formspring. That…
Oh geez, what else could I have said? Shit.
You’ve really got to stop getting black-out drunk.
jerichodl replied to your post: Formspring.
That doesn’t sound like something i would say!
Well it’s a quote, so…
Formspring.
Why so anonymous? This is an ironic way to ask such a question, I know, but, still. I figured the best way to answer this question would be to hand-ball it to some real life friends* and have them answer it for me. Likeroscoe; “I don’t know, ‘cause you’re like Peter Parker or Clark Kent.” Jay; “Who the fuck cares?” Jerichodl; “I don’t know,...
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Wait, what?
Sometimes when I’m scrolling through the internet or flipping through pages of a book, I’ll accidentally and kind of impossibly catch a sentence. It happens while I’m flipping at a pace where I could not have had time to actually read anything. I’ll barely focus my eyes on any of the text, just watch it scroll by or just flip through pages and suddenly my brain will say...
Formspring.
you make teh lols Positive feedback +1 From a seemingly illiterate internet user -1 They may have just been speaking in memes to be ironic +1 That would mean they’re either a meme loving nerd or an irony loving hipster -1 End score = 0 Well, thanks for trying.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?708118-Yydib8Kr9V
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Real Life Conversations, #29: I Don't Think So Tim
Person: You need a haircut. Other: Yeah, I might get my hair cut but I’m keeping the beard. Person: Who do you think you are? Other: I uh… Ahh… I think I’m uh… I actually can’t think of anyone with a beard right now. Wait, no, the guy from Tool Time. Not Tim. The other guy. Person: Al? Other: No you’re just thinking Allen because it was Tim’s last...
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“Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.”
– Bill Murray
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve... →
“Alright, fuck you fatso”
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“You know what, when the revolution comes I will have to destroy you all.”
– Phoebe Buffay
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Real Life Conversations, #28: The Future.
Person: Finish uni 2017, get career by 2019, 2022 be successful, 2023 build dream house, 2024 have kids, 2026 finish having kids, 2030 house done, 2050 retire. Life planned. Other: Jesus Christ that’s the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard. Person: I know right. I didn’t mention all the suicide attempts, but they’re scattered quite liberally throughout. Other: Is there a...
ummok replied to your photo: My name’s Charles Bronson, and all my life I’ve…
This was one of those movies I saw without any prior information about what it was about, except that maybe the title referred to Hollywood actor, Charles Bronson. Boy, was I wrong.
It’s a really refreshing way to watch a movie, going in blind. Unfortunately, wanting to get an indicator of whether or not...
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Charlie Bronson; The Hostage Incidents.
In 1983, Bronson took hostages and staged a 47-hour rooftop protest at Broadmoor, causing £750,000 of damage.
In 1994, while holding a guard hostage at Woodhill Prison, Milton Keynes, he demanded an inflatable doll, a helicopter and a cup of tea as ransom. Two months later, he held deputy governor Adrian Wallace hostage for five hours at Hull prison, injuring him so badly he was off work for...
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Tumblr please tell me I'm not the only...
oldfilmsflicker:
something tells me it’s an aspect of my generation I am completely not in touch with.
Woah. I was just going to reblog this to say that the movie looks like a giant bag of dicks and that I’m tired of seeing Michael Cera play Michael Cera, but then I realized that because I’m just twenty I don’t really qualify as Twenty Something… What is my life?
How much is your Steam account worth? →
Mine is worth a little over $1,750 Australian. Kind of depressing.
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Remember back when consequences were the same?
Those were good times.
likeroscoe replied to your post: God damn it Tzatziki,
Tzatziki is better than French Onion! You shut your mouth about Tzatziki!!
Rhiann has a phobia of being right.
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God damn it Tzatziki,
How the hell did you manage a spot in this tray of various dips? You must know some pretty high up people, because for you to be here with the likes of ‘spinach & pine nuts’ and ‘french onion’ is nothing short of ridiculous.
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withers asked: Marxisforhoes, you are the greatest. I am Prancing Puppy on TF2 btw, in case you were wondering who the hell that was that added you a few days back. What is your favourite class to play? Mine would be pyro or engie, because I get my ass kicked playing anything else.
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Insert a disc and start copying it to my HD.
The timer says it’s going to take ten minutes. I figure I’ll watch a DVD while it’s copying. Grab a DVD and hit eject. Wait, what?
latenight-musings replied to your photo: Going to replay Fallout 3 again. I thought about…
Fuck them. I’m pretty certain there’s a mod that even lets you kill the children
There is. There are a lot of great mods for that game, while some of them are just very disturbing. I modded the fuck out of my game though, but only to create a better ambient feel. Right Three Dog?
Right.
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MARXISFORBROS, YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER!! FUCKING...
likeroscoe:
Because of the risk of seeing it again, I’m getting off tumblr.
Arsehole.
I probably should have seen this coming.
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