June 2010
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aggressive-nutmeg asked: "I love how eminem doesn't rap about girls, drugs, and sex. He raps about life."
Is this statement sarcastic? if not, i am baffled.
Is this statement sarcastic? if not, i am baffled.
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I love how eminem doesn't rap about girls, drugs,...
thisisaimeeokay:(via afterdawn)
what… hasn’t anyone ever heard purple pills?
Once or twice, but who’s counting? AMIRIGHT?
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So I get free text messages TO EVERYWHERE.
I thought it was just to Aus, but apparently I get free SMS and MMS worldwide. This phone plan keeps getting better. Boredom, I plan to slay thee. So if you’re on PLANET EARTH give me your number and I’ll harass you. Sounds good, yeah?
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"Yes, I'm a Girl" →
God damn you’re predictable.
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Real Life Conversations, #23: Real Life Friends
Me: Got complimented on my beard the other day. Rhiann: Really? Me: Yeah. I was in a shop looking at something and I was stroking my chin because I was thinking, and this dude just said “Nice beard”. I was all “Thanks, I actually just shaved it off this morning” and he was all “Haha!”, and he said that he felt like he wasn’t able to think as well as I...
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You're in a room with Britney, Miley and Gaga. You...
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flickflickflicker replied to your post: Let the unfollowing spree begin.
700 people? shit, son, i only follow 186, and i feel overwhelmed.
ronworkman replied to your post: Let the unfollowing spree begin.
wow 700? I couldnt do it. For me keeping it around 250 works. I like to read every post though.
notforthethrill replied to your post: Let the unfollowing spree begin.
I am following...
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Let the unfollowing spree begin.
Just looked through my dash and saw that 80% of it was utter shit, and noticed that I’m following just under 700 people.
May God have mercy on your souls.
Because I will not.
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I like it, therefore I like it.
– Pyrexia
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I'll be Marshall if you'll be Lily.
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Buy an iPhone.
And my iPod dies. Fuck you, Steve Jobs.
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If one of the people that went on this show told the people that make this show...
– My eight year old Cousin while watching a Survivor-esque kids show.
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I'm going to invent a fire retardant Wallet.
So that when I lose it, I can just start burning everything to the ground.
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