December 2010
Anonymous asked: Hey there, this is another person who dreamt about you. I was sitting in a cinema, waiting for the movie to start. Then the opening credits rolled and "marxisforbros" was written over the lenght of the whole screen. I thought "Holy shit, all that fuss about being anonymous and now he's STARRING in a movie?!" And then you ran with a surfboard under your arm through shallow...
keinenbock asked: i wish i had all da teers u made me cry so i culd drown u in them!!!111!!11one!
thebestoftexans-deactivated2011 asked: Really, it's been a series of things. And in general, I agree with your points. I just don't understand going out of your way to make people feel bad. I guess I'm a reactive jerk, whereas you're a proactive one.
thebestoftexans-deactivated2011 asked: I'm not sure whether to consider you a realist, a pragmatist, a cynic (in the modern sense), or a dick.
Some people find a ton of meaning in tumblr. It's sad, but shouldn't be stepped on. You have a right to express yourself in anyway you wish, but it'd be cool if you didn't employ that choice in a manner that degraded those had an appreciation for their...
Some people find a ton of meaning in tumblr. It's sad, but shouldn't be stepped on. You have a right to express yourself in anyway you wish, but it'd be cool if you didn't employ that choice in a manner that degraded those had an appreciation for their...
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My dearest followers (a message on the eve of the...
This year I was pretty awesome. Some of you guys were alright, but for the most part it was all me. Lift your game in 2011 and maybe I won’t be so disappointed in you as a group. Happy New Year.
deadpans replied to your post: I thought that you were going to fuck christina hendricks with the Condom but then when you let her walk out and you killed yourself it made me so sad I nearly cried.
for some reason condom’s newfound proper noun status cracks me up.
I found it funny too, mostly because Christina Hendricks seemingly had the privilege removed for condom’s sake.
Being a weather is the most stressful job in the...
solblurgh:
When you’re being too hot, people hate you. When it’s too cold, people hate you. They hate you no matter what you do.
But then how does one become a weather?
what
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jesserelly replied to your post: I thought that you were going to fuck christina hendricks with the Condom but then when you let her walk out and you killed yourself it made me so sad I nearly cried.
LIKE THE BIBLE
sweatybread asked: my outlook on you has changed and i will now read all of your posts in your voice
*from reading Q&A with Marxisforbros.
*from reading Q&A with Marxisforbros.
Anonymous asked: I thought that you were going to fuck christina hendricks with the Condom but then when you let her walk out and you killed yourself it made me so sad I nearly cried.
frankzappa117 asked: that my room in the summer. but here in the states its 2°C
Anonymous asked: I thought that you were going to fuck christina hendricks with the Condom but then when you let her walk out and you killed yourself it made me so sad I nearly cried.
Anonymous asked: do you like, not have air conditioning or something?
Anonymous asked: do you like, not have air conditioning or something?
My hair feels like it is melting.
likeroscoe:
And I’m not high. Goddamn it, Summer. Why can’t you be cool like Winter!?
“Why can’t you be cool like Winter”
Also, we've, uh, misplaced six-klicks-east.
flickflickflicker:
whitepajamas:
#do any of you have her?
we should start putting up posters.
I could put some up in Victoria.
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WatchWhere do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly… When I play video games I listen to my own music, because I find most video game music to be repetitive and annoying. Nirvana Unplugged in New York came on just as I was about to kill some Nazis and I thought; ‘You know who might like this? Tumblr’. So I recorded it.
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WatchWhere do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly… When I play video games I listen to my own music, because I find most video game music to be repetitive and annoying. Nirvana Unplugged in New York came on just as I was about to kill some Nazis and I thought; ‘You know who might like this? Tumblr’. So I recorded it.
sweatybread asked: my outlook on you has changed and i will now read all of your posts in your voice
*from reading Q&A with Marxisforbros.
*from reading Q&A with Marxisforbros.
An ode to Marxisforbros
twistedhypocrisy:
Get better soon Marxisforbros
We’re totally doing the Predator mid-air arm wrestle when you get to my house, you realize this right? Because it’s set in stone.
My friends are coming over to watch DVDs tonight.
For NYE we’re going to sit around drinking quietly and watching movies. Zombie movies, probably. That right there is my swagger. But I plan to haul them all into my car and quickly jump into the ocean at midnight. That’s my plan. Don’t tell them though, it’s a secret. When you climb into the ocean you can see fireworks in every direction on all of the coast. It’s...
autrefois:
Go into the bathroom, close the door, take 3 hair dryers, turn to maximum heat and point at your face. Don’t move them away from your face, and try to continue daily rituals.
This is what Melbourne’s weather feels like right now.
Anonymous asked: u soft
8bit-empire replied to your post: If you think that the poiint of sex is for men to use women to masturbate into then I feel sorry for you.
I THINK THIS IS THE BEST ANONYMOUS MESSAGE ANYONE HAS EVER RECEIVED OR WILL RECEIVE.
Perhap you did not hear me when I said;
Anonymous asked: THEY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU MARX
Anonymous asked: If you think that the poiint of sex is for men to use women to masturbate into then I feel sorry for you.
Anonymous asked: y so witty all da thyme tho
Anonymous asked: If you think that the poiint of sex is for men to use women to masturbate into then I feel sorry for you.
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It's like dropping a piece of meat down into a...
Women can be so cruel to other women. I hate when I see a bad picture of a celebrity with 4,000 notes of primarily females saying LOOK! SHE’S HIDEOUS! I TOLD YOU SHE WAS HIDEOUS! WHAT A HIDEOUS FAT PIG! Always makes me feel sick.
refreshingbeveragezilla asked: That anon must be wearing his hat sideways, cause that photo was beautiful. Not a lot of people appreciate these small snatches of erotica (pardon the pun), and sometimes less is more when it comes to things like that. All you need is an imagination and you're set.
I'm also going to take this opportunity to be a fanhoe and say that your blog is pure quality. All the time....
I'm also going to take this opportunity to be a fanhoe and say that your blog is pure quality. All the time....
Anonymous asked: y so witty all da thyme tho
refreshingbeveragezilla asked: That anon must be wearing his hat sideways, cause that photo was beautiful. Not a lot of people appreciate these small snatches of erotica (pardon the pun), and sometimes less is more when it comes to things like that. All you need is an imagination and you're set.
I'm also going to take this opportunity to be a fanhoe and say that your blog is pure quality. All the time....
I'm also going to take this opportunity to be a fanhoe and say that your blog is pure quality. All the time....
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Anonymous asked: The shit you call erotica is pretty much just pretty pictures in my opinion dude.
Anonymous asked: The shit you call erotica is pretty much just pretty pictures in my opinion dude.
awkwardlockward asked: toby office.
toby labyrinth.
tobias funke arrested development.
FMK?
PLEASE, DO THIS.
toby labyrinth.
tobias funke arrested development.
FMK?
PLEASE, DO THIS.
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awkwardlockward asked: toby office.
toby labyrinth.
tobias funke arrested development.
FMK?
PLEASE, DO THIS.
toby labyrinth.
tobias funke arrested development.
FMK?
PLEASE, DO THIS.
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It's ten thousand degrees.
My dash is filled with nothing but the finest erotica. I’m waiting around to pass a kidney stone. Rhiann and some other friends are coming over tonight to sit around and watch DVDs with me. Until then I’m sitting around watching Dr. Who. My cat fucking loves me today. I’ve been drinking a lot of water. This is a shitty post. It’s so hot that my fingers don’t actually...
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You know the way that Ludo talks in the Labyrinth?
That’s how I speak to my cat when I pick him up. Same voice, and I nestle my head in against his neck and growl at him gently. And he fucking loves it. Best friends for life.
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Anonymous asked: Are you cute? :O
Anonymous asked: Are you cute? :O
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internetpredator replied to your post: Quotes from my sister during Tron;
if it isn’t marxisforhoes, i’ll be very upset.
I was talking to her tonight, and she said she needed a name. I told her that a friend on Tumblr had suggested ‘Marxisforhors’. She responded; “I was actually thinking Marxisforsisters. But, you know, sisters like the black way.”