November 2010
likeroscoe replied to your post: BRO-TEAM! ASSEMBLE!
So you can gay it up together, livin’ la vida loca. Like Ricky Martin. All gay and shit. Yep.
BRO-TEAM! ASSEMBLE!
I’m currently talking with Doug and Dylan about moving out next year. We’re looking at rental properties.
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I got accepted into a University.
The Foreign Man: You posted that conversation? Me: Yep. The Foreign Man: It’s not a terrible quote I suppose. Me: Yeah but they’ll love it because they love TV shows and stuff. The Foreign Man: Those God damn nerds, dude.
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The Foreign Man on Comedy Spoilers.
The Foreign Man: El Tigre Chino is fucking hilarious. Me: I know, he’s like my favourite thing in the entire show and in the second season he- The Foreign Man: Don’t spoil it for me! Me: You can’t spoil a comedy, I can tell you- The Foreign Man: Of course you can spoil a comedy! Have you seen In Bruges? Me: That doesn’t count, In Bruges is a comedy with heavily dramatic...
My Dream Last Night.
The dream started with me at a shitty indoor hotel type cinema. It was basically like a large function room but they’d put up a screen with a projector. I started making conversation with the girl next to me. She said that she’d prefer to be watching something on TV instead. Sounds innocent enough, but in the dream she was totally saying it all ‘come back to my place’ like....
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likeroscoe:
Ha-Hah, Bedtime.
If Britta doesn't stop straightening her hair in...
I’ll stop watching the show. I swear to God. I SWEAR TO GOD. It started out as this magnificent forest of curls.
Then it was just kind of curly, somewhat wavy.
But for the last two episodes it’s been straight. STRAIGHT AND BLOND.
FIX IT.
likeroscoe:
marxisforbros:
likeroscoe replied to your post: you know, that girl that asked you to follow back is probably just thirteen…
You disappoint everyone who cares for you. You horrible, internet person. Consequences will never be the same. Also, you’re mean in real life. Don’t blame the internet.
I can tell that there was at least a minute pause between the thinking and consequent...
jenyffermaria replied to your photo: I’m sorry to post nudity, but…
His smile in the first frame is the best.
My favourite part is that he’s in the middle of filming an adult film and his left thigh has just been stabbed but he’s STILL really awkward with his right hand because she’s naked. All class.
likeroscoe replied to your post: you know, that girl that asked you to follow back is probably just thirteen…
You disappoint everyone who cares for you. You horrible, internet person. Consequences will never be the same. Also, you’re mean in real life. Don’t blame the internet.
I can tell that there was at least a minute pause between the thinking and consequent typing of each of these...
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captain-oats-deactivated2011060 asked: you know, that girl that asked you to follow back is probably just thirteen or so years old.
yes, her spelling and grammar is poor and maybe her posts aren't so quality and maybe she did break the tumblr cardinal rule by asking you to follow her back.
but it doesn't mean you have to be so...well, mean about it.
let tweens be tweens, trolling doesn't help.
yes, her spelling and grammar is poor and maybe her posts aren't so quality and maybe she did break the tumblr cardinal rule by asking you to follow her back.
but it doesn't mean you have to be so...well, mean about it.
let tweens be tweens, trolling doesn't help.
Anyone watching ABC1?
Anyone feeling really sorry for Renato? Poor kid.
i really HATE when people take everything as an...
lulukip:
and i’m like BITCH PLEASE.
i do not hate you because your sexuality
you are not ugly because of your sexuality
you are not different because of your sexuality
stop being a discriminative whore and realize i hate you, because of you.
Ugh, it’s so gay when people do that.
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jobonghitt asked: http://coreyconstable.com/post/1723136978/if-you-live-in-the-u-s-please-read
What do you think of this? Forgive me if you think this is a stupid question, but I would love your opinion.
What do you think of this? Forgive me if you think this is a stupid question, but I would love your opinion.
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How long have I been dipping my paintbrush in my...
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Anonymous asked: "Tumblr time , is my time(:"
i wish , i have thousands of followers :( if i...
ilaughsilently asked: i just follow u :) u hve a lovely blog :) would u mind follow me back :)
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77921 asked: I dare you to copy paste this from German to German in google translate: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch
just realized when you swallow you're actually...
pseudorginal:
as in you can be digesting the next Michael Phelps right now. idk why i brought michael phelps into this. first thing that popped into my head.
Sitting in English talking about abortion once when the guy behind me raised his hand and asked in a tone of amusingly genuine concern; “So… Is it like, abortion if you just like… Masturbate? Like with tissues?...
Watchloldemort:
The Tale of Three Brothers(decent quality)
This one scene is the greatest thing to have come out of the entire Harry Potter franchise.
dallywally:
Expectation:
Reality:
Me:
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Top 10 Reasons to expect the next 10 years to be... →
1. DNA sequencing: Over the next decade gene sequencing prices are expected to continue to decline by over 50% per year. That means that by the end of the decade we should probably know the genomes of a large fraction of the developed world population; of all important species of animals, plants and fungi; and of the microbial ecosystems in all sorts of natural environments. This should...
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Watching Community with my sister.
Figured I’d get her into it too and so far it seems she’s really liking it. Suddenly in the middle of an episode she tells me to hit pause because she needs to go change into her pajamas.
I ask her to define “need”.
She responds, “These pants aren’t quite comfy enough”.
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I just went to walk outside.
But as I was opening the front door I turned back and looked at the television; A shot of Wesley Snipes standing in the rain. Seeing this, I backed away from the door and pulled on my shoes. Once the shoes were on I went outside. I’d only taken a few steps when it dawned on me that it is not actually raining. The TV is not the real world.
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