October 2010
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Oct 30th
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Anonymous asked: I don't get men and booty calls. Like how do they do it? How do they not feel any emotional connection with the significant other and have meaningless sex?
It says a lot about their character. What do you think? Do you think you could ever use a woman for sex?
Oct 30th
Imagine if I ran Wikipedia though.
Just imagine.
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aggressive-nutmeg asked: You are a great and knowledgeable man abound with many wondrous facts, you sir, are the epitome of a human encyclopedia. I do so like the cut of your gib! good day, sir.

....i said good day, sir!!
Oct 30th
Also;
Everything I said in that last post was made up. Just in case that wasn’t obvious to you and you were about to google vikings and butterflies.
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Anonymous asked: do males get butterflies in the their stomachs just like girls do? i know genders take emotions differently, so just wondering about that one.
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georgecarlin asked: i didn't know you liked doctor who. how did you come across the series?
Oct 30th
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Those left behind.
dead-irish-writers: So, the Doctor has had a fair number of companions over the years, and I felt like making a list of how they all came to leave him, or how they were left behind. Susan — the Doctor’s granddaughter, Susan stayed behind on 22nd century Earth after she fell in love with a member of the human resistance against the Dalek occupying force. (‘The Dalek Invasion of Earth’) Ian and...
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veronica-vaughn asked: ...i had a dream that i was on tumblr and you reblogged something i said. i don't really understand it, but there you go.
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I'm dressed up as a dead tree tonight
zebablah: youaintshitbitch: -emmywho-: We’re going to my friends house just for a kickback not necessarily a costume party I did the best I could Best dead tree ever, right guys!? girl……………… c’mon now. just letting this simmer
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So, uh, I was just sitting here, in the dark,...
whitepajamas: I ate them, breaking them in half and putting one half down on my table while I was busy with the other. When I’d eaten them, I made that sad noise I always make when I’m done with food and groped around on the table, in case there were more that I’d forgotten to eat.  I FOUND EVERY SINGLE HALF BISCUIT I’D PUT DOWN. APPARENTLY, EVERY SINGLE TIME, I’D EAT HALF THE BISCUIT, REALISE...
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Anonymous asked: Do you read heady essays by dead philosopher men to be high brow or do you actually enjoy it?
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withers replied to your post: Go all day without eating. was it the ‘Asian Food Rules’? It was. It reminded me of a time in class when we were having a conversation along the lines of ‘If you could only eat food from one continent’ and somebody was saying that Asian foods would probably be the healthiest option with the most variety. Basically somebody else in the class spoke out...
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Go all day without eating.
Cleaning and internetting so didn’t notice. Somebody posts about food. Suddenly hunger pains.
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@MARXISFORBROS
zebablah: R U STRAIGHT? UR VOICE IS SEXY R U INTO BLACK GIRLS? CAN I PRANCE? Answer to all of the above is a resounding yes. Especially to the second thing, even if it’s not a question.
Oct 29th
Anonymous asked: I'm the anon that asked for the pics. I know your whole ultra anonymity deal, but I was only wanting to see pics of the finger tattoo. Could you do that much for me please? Or is even showing your finger too big a step?
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dar-win replied to your post: Do you follow many pretty/attractive girls on Tumblr? I want a serious reply please and thank you yeah but you follow me because i’m extremely handsome, right? I literally only follow you because you’re certifiably pulchritudinous.
Oct 28th
Anonymous asked: Do you follow many pretty/attractive girls on Tumblr? I want a serious reply please and thank you
Oct 28th
“I want to tell you at once what sort of greatness keeps us going. But this...”
– Albert Camus, ‘Letters to a German friend’
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Anonymous asked: Pics plz
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Anonymous asked: Wait, do you have a tattoo on your finger?
Oct 28th
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Real Life Conversations, #37: In Reference to...
Sister: I want some of these but they’re so expensive. Me: I know a girl that spent $400 on a pair just like those. Sister: Wait, who? Me: Some girl I follow. Sister: … What? Me: Oh no, just on the internet. Sister: Do you even know how creepy you sound?
Oct 28th
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churly answered your question: Just cut open my finger pretty badly. Ignore everybody else and listen to me. Lucas’ Paw Paw Ointment and nothing else. One time I got splattered in the face with oil. Cured it. You’re four days late to this party, but I feel the need to tell you that I have Lucas’ Paw Paw Ointment in my glove box/tote bag/desk drawer and medicine cabinet. I swear by...
Oct 28th
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"Sex for Busy People"
My sister’s room-mate has those terrible ‘Noun for Demographic’ books. Not only does she have those books, she has them on display. Not only does she have them on display, she’s got them on display in the main area of their apartment. Apparently I owe it to my sister to NOT make any smart-arse remarks about it. This is going to be tough.
Oct 27th
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Anonymous asked: Even after seeing the original I still see a kitten in the thumbnail.
Oct 26th
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notforthethrill replied to your post: They think it’s a picture of a man holding a cat That is exactly what it looks like in thumbnail form.
Oct 26th
Thanks for the snappy responses, kids.
Also notforthethrill; it’s a picture of Capote taken by Irving Penn. Most people tell me that they think it’s a picture of a man holding a cat. I’ve never understood this.
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