December 2009
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Real Life Conversations, #10: Canada.com
Me: What would you do if I left the country? Sis: Where would you go? Me: Canada. Sis: That’s random, why are you going to Canada? Me: Becuase I want to get out of Australia, and I’ve always wanted to go to the Montreal Comedy Festival and I think I’d be more likely to go there if I lived there. Sis: Wait, but why do you want to get out of Australia? Me: They’ve just passed...
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Internet censorship plan gets the green light →
Just in case any of you Australians out there weren’t already aware of this.
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I wore my 'Miley Cyrus' work badge
amnesiac1331:
takenoprisoners:
it was great All the customers were like “Hi miley! I loved your new song” (no jk) And all my co-workers were like “fuck it’s miley omg, here take these fries before me”
ok cool
I’d probably yell at you for making such shit music and tell you to get out of the business because it’s people like you who are making the state of music today so shit. :)
We play a...
doctorplease:
hi Kalie im going to kill myself bye
I dont find this amusing, for if you are kidding I am not going to worry about it.
i think you should try shooting portraits of other models and strangers, maybe it will inspire you
I know, I know. Thank you for all that you said to me as well, and I am workin on it.
I don’t know how to tell him this.
I know, I havent figured it out...
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So apparently the new Alice in Wonderland is kind of doing a ‘Return to Oz’ caper, and this is her grown up RETURNING to Wonderland. So it’s not just a remake. Now I’m interested. Touché Tim Burton, good to see that there are still some new cogs to be turned in that old brain of yours.
Q. If you could go back in time and change...
smashasriot:
A. This is always a strange question for me. I mean, there’s a lot in my life I’d like to change. There’s events I wish I could have erased from my memory. There’s the choices I didn’t make that I wish I did. There’s the things I could have said, but didn’t. There’s days I wish I could have been with someone else. There are times when I wasted to much time on someone, and I could...
So my family decided not to get a tree this year.
babyradish:
Fuck it. Fuck Christmas, fuck the holidays. I’m gonna make sure not to come home next winter.
If holiday movies have taught me anything (And I’d like to think they have), it’s that you should now run away from home and get into a series of highly dangerous but overall character building experiences, before finally going home to your family on Christmas day. You’ll...
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Go to Sleep. (Little Man Being Erased.)
You know when you sleep in, and you have those vivid dreams which you can actually remember? And you know when those dreams are wonderful and feature fantastic things like winning a million dollars or going on a holiday? And then you wake up, and it suddenly sinks in that it isn’t real… Those first few seconds where you wake up, and you sort of hug you’re pillow because...
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Formspring.
The Sufjan song was my favourite. I hope you make another one.
I’m very glad that you liked it, that song is incredibly beautiful. And I’ll definitely make another one. Just not too soon, because I don’t want to flood you with them.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?708118-Yydib8Kr9V
Formspring.
i figured out who you are, ****** ****.
How would you even pronounce a name like that? Although in all honesty you got the letter count correct.
I like marxisforbros. I don’t know what you were thinking at the time of deciding on it, but I like it. Perhaps if you wanted to shorten it, you could change it to marxis, if that’s available. But anyway, how have you been? What’s new...
"Wine drinkers are the hipsters of the alcohol...
- Foreignman
Formspring.
I’m not a bro either, but I downloaded it anyway. I’ve been in a bad mood as of 10 minutes ago and decided I’ll head off to a coffee shop to read Charlotte’s Web in an effort to cool down, and am putting your mixtape into my player as I type. I’ll let you know how my night goes and how much I liked the music. P.S. Do you have a name? In my head you’re...
Formspring.
hello sir or madam, I am downloading your mixtape and I see no Spice Girls or Fart noises in the credits. I am assuming you have been kidnapped by ninjas and they wont allow you to add the Spice Girls (greatest band ever) and Fart noises (the funniest thing ever)to the credits. Oh shit. It has finished downloading.
I’m a sir, and I’m afraid that I have no Spice Girls on my...
So I made that Mix-Tape for you. →
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Then it's settled!
I’m uploading a mix-tape now.
Unfortunately it won’t have any Spice Girls or Fart sound fx. Sorry Ron.
I'm contemplating making mix-tapes.
And uploading them to mediafire or megaupload, to be posted on Tumblr, for you all to download. The question is, would anyone download them? I’d be more than willing to make one every now and again if I knew that even one person would download. Would you?
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Real Life Conversations, #9: The cat doesn't count...
*I’m at work, the phone rings* Me: Video Store Beachtown, this is (my name) speaking. Stranger *In a stupid voice*: Hello. Me: Hello. Stranger *In a stupid voice*: Hello *Snickers*. Me: Yeah… What can I do for you? Stranger *In a stupid voice*: Do you like you like Baileys? Me *Realizing that it’s my sister*: Seriously? Sister *In a stupid voice*: It’s all creamy and beige....
what's the last beautiful thing you have seen?
peppermintteaa:
illuminatemyworld:
okaylove:
illuminatemyworld:
and lets keep this PG rated, if you must.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting to see my pa who was in a bike accident. I had been crying for hours, and you could tell by my face, and a little african girl, maybe about 3, came up and smiled at me, then patted my hand and began running around the room giggling.
It made...