October 2009
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Oct 28th
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Formspring.
I’ll come with you on your road trip to your friends house. I’ll bring mix tapes and lollies. This sounds like the plot for a kooky comedy or a terrifying psychological thriller. I’m up for either. http://www.formspring.com/forms/?708118-Yydib8Kr9V
Oct 28th
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Real Life Conversations, #6: Be Supportive, Be...
Person: How’d the job interview go? Other: Got a trial next Friday, 2 hours. Person: Ahh fuck. Other: I am fucked Person: The jig is up, they’re on to you. Other: Take cyanide pill now. What the fuck do I know about waiting tables? Person: Faking a resume is one thing, faking real life, that’s some George Clooney Ocean’s Eleven shit. Normal people can’t do it,...
Oct 27th
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ListenL is for leaving O is for on time V is for the...
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ListenWolfmother - Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush Cover)
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type only the first letters of your biggest secret
amnesiac1331: toxicshocktundra: mayadanielle: catieola: gracespel: here goes: W I W A F I C M B I W D A I S H A S I R W I C S C O R G W W N L M B. lolwut how 8th grade am I? N O D I W P, I A A A B. I L M V T M F G F I W L G T F O M. $200 says ToxicshockTundra’s secret is that he lost his virginity to his first girlfriend. Yes I’m a bad person, but I mean come on,...
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Real Life Conversations, #5: Telemarketer
*Ring Ring* Person: Hello? Other: Hello? Person: Hello. Other: Hello am I speaking to Mr. #####? Person: Yes. Other: Hello my name is Susan, I’m calling on behalf of Morgan Ceilings to let you know that the government is currently offering a $1,600 rebate with our ceiling insulation, do you currently have any ceiling insulation at your home? Person: No I’m sorry we don’t have a...
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Real Life Conversations, #4: The Human Condition
Person: What’s taking so long bro? Other: I’m trying to break off this conversation. Person: Well what would you say to her if a friend called you right now and asked you to go out? You’d say “Sorry, I’m going out soon, I’ve got to go get ready, good chat though, talk to you soon”, and then the conversation would be over. So why don’t you say that?...
Oct 13th
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